HOPELESS

What an almighty washout that was. Like Terry Wogan I think I'll give the Eurovision Song Contest a miss next year. My suggestion is for the UK to hold an alternative Song Contest, I don't suppose it would be PC to stage one for just the old European countries so why not have a contest between counties. Let's just opt out of the annoying annual comedy - or how about a Western Eurovision Contest and a separate one Eastern Europe. Now that's a good idea even if I do say so myself.